The Ironic Mullet :: Lee Ann Westover

Top Posts for the Week, Printable life tools, Joe's Pub 10th

In honor of being back at work with a fresh week of surfing the 'net ahead of us, here is a list of The Ironic Mullet's top five posts!

The Body Shop's rebellious daughter - sustainable sex at Coco de Mer

Yep, that Mamie Gummer sure is talented

A quality hairstyle never really goes out of fashion

Connemara - the most beautiful place on Earth

Surprising finds in small-town West Virginia

I must say, that's a pretty random assortment!

Today I have my own favorites:

Lifehacker posted a list of the Top Ten Printable Organizational Tools. I have used several of them a bajillion times.

Joe's Pub (in NYC) is celebrating their tenth anniversary with a series of ten free concerts and a fancy gala! (Deidre and I from the Biddies will be performing at the Gala din din...) Cast of Hair-->

AcidWatch! East Village

Someone put this lil acid washed jumper onesie set in the WINDOW...on PURPOSE...to ADVERTISE that it can be PURCHASED...like it's a good thinnnnnggggggggg......<trails off and dies>

Would love some updates from the other side of the pond. Is it happening to you? Paris the genie pants are your fault.

Acidwatch! Katie Perry, of course...

You knew she's do it sooner or later <gack!>
Sourced from Go Fug Yourself.

Acidwatch in RL! Acid Washed Jeans sighting!!!

 
Long Island City, NY
Thursday, June 19th
9:00 am

AcidWatch! Unfortunate Trends Abound: ACID WASHED IS SO BACK. Blech.

BE FOREWARNED Midwest, Northwest & South, Acid-Washed Denim is working its way out to you, as much as you wish it would stay dead.

#) This guy in the subway

#2) American Apparel "Mineral Washed" ----->

3#) Rhianna on Jezebel.

How do I know it will take?
Well, cuz Rhianna looks kind cute, don't she?

*GACK*

AcidWatch! Most Horrible/Wonderful Ironic Mullet + Outfit Combo EVAH! Aggggggghh

Miracle of miracles.

There is a special brand of Hipster that takes hipstering SO FAR that he or she runs full-on up to the neck into the ugly swamp. I want you to view these (bad) photos as evidence.

ITEM: THIS IS NOT A REDNECK! THIS IS A WILLIAMSBURG 20 SOMETHING on the L TRAIN PLATFORM!!!! (maybe 30-something)

<------It's that guy in the middle, facing the camera

NOTE: The long freakin ironic mullet

NOTE: The ironic "gimmie" hat (that's what my dad calls them)

NOTE: THE FREAKIN' IRONIC USA LEATHER JACKET (it has a huge flag on the back)

NOTE: DIRTY IRONIC AIR JORDANS

NOTE: ACID WASHED IRONIC JEANS! ACIIID WASHEDDDD JEEEEEANNNNNNNSSSSS!!!!!!

The photo quality is so bad becuse I had to fully run after this guy in order to capture the look for history.

"Heh Heh I dress like a redneck, but I went to Brown!" omfg!

ED NOTE: I have been posessed by the devil. He made me post a missed connections ad on CraigsList.org.

Help me find him. I should've tackled him on the platform, but I didn't have my wits about me.

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<----a NON-ironic mullet. In other words: a sincere mullet, an earnest mullet.

You may notice the new name and the new header?

Yeah, well, I have changed the name of "The Tiny Guide" to "The Ironic Mullet." That's all you really need to know, right?

"The Tiny Guide" is so...well...general.

"The Ironic Mullet" says something so specific. I think it has a certain, je ne sais quoi.

Et voilà:  pair of truly Ironic Mullets------>

What I mean to say with the new name is that I will take you - with my rambling recommendations - to neighborhoods where people with Ironic Mullets hang out. I know you are not a hipster, I would never call you that. I do know, however that you want to know where the hipsters do their shopping.

We will find these places...

together.

(wipes single tear from eye)