Miracle of miracles.
There is a special brand of Hipster that takes hipstering SO FAR that he or she runs full-on up to the neck into the ugly swamp. I want you to view these (bad) photos as evidence.
ITEM: THIS IS NOT A REDNECK! THIS IS A WILLIAMSBURG 20 SOMETHING on the L TRAIN PLATFORM!!!! (maybe 30-something)
<------It's that guy in the middle, facing the camera
NOTE: The long freakin ironic mullet
NOTE: The ironic "gimmie" hat (that's what my dad calls them)
NOTE: THE FREAKIN' IRONIC USA LEATHER JACKET (it has a huge flag on the back)
NOTE: DIRTY IRONIC AIR JORDANS
NOTE: ACID WASHED IRONIC JEANS! ACIIID WASHEDDDD JEEEEEANNNNNNNSSSSS!!!!!!
The photo quality is so bad becuse I had to fully run after this guy in order to capture the look for history.
"Heh Heh I dress like a redneck, but I went to Brown!" omfg!
ED NOTE:
I have been posessed by the devil. He made me post a missed connections ad on CraigsList.org.
Help me find him. I should've tackled him on the platform, but I didn't have my wits about me.
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